An intercepted transmission, later made public by Megacore. This is the most information that has been gathered to date about the faction hereby known as “The Deep State”.
Agent redacted, your mission is as follows:
Exhume Governor redacted dog to access reacted reacted reacted reacted reacted reacted redacted Asteroid #1111342 should collide in 3 weeks with Eros to redacted redacted redacted redacted redacted redacted. With 10 consecutive planets to redacted redacted redacted redacted redacted redacted redacted with redactedredactedredacted milk for breakfast. The third fin on ship redacted redacted contains blueprints from redacted redacted redacted redacted Mark Megacore.
If you need to attack any ships on the journey to redacted pull their empty ship into the orbit of redacted. Should the ship crash into a large city, delete the redacted redacted redacted to ensure redacted redacted redacted redacted for the glory of edacted redacted redacted redacted.
If you should find another exoplanet in sector 76 use redacted redacted redacted and once the redacted redacted redacted redacted nuclear detonations should take care of them. If, however, you see that there are frogs on the planet, DO NOT redacted redacted redacted. They must be destroyed at all costs. Nuclear weapons are not effective for higher life forms and therefore you must redacted redacted redacted redacted redacted redacted redacted redacted redacted redacted redacted redacted redacted redacted to hegemonize their society.
Also, while you are out if you could pick up some groceries. We need some eggs, pasta, frozen chicken, uranium deposits, more cereal, some of that almond butter that we like, some more eggs, and 3 toenails from aliens.
Take care of yourself, you know what redacted redacted redacted Mother was always worried about redacted. Have fun, but not too much redacted redacted redacted redacted redacted redacted redacted redacted redacted redacted redacted redacted redacted redacted redacted redacted redacted.
Agent G45 redacte
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